ME: Paul, I think I am having Braxon-Hicks contractions.

HIM: WHAT!!!!! You can't have the baby now!! Go lay down! Why are you doing the laundry?

HIM: ...Let's call your mom.

ME: Calm down.

When I first heard of Braxton Hicks contractions I thought they were talking about Taylor Hicks from American Idol, so I can't really blame my husband for not knowing what they are.