It would be really funny to wear a tape recorder for a whole day, there are some pretty funny things about working with kids and one of them is that you tend to say things about six times, and find yourself saying laughable things. So I wrote some of those things down today when I said them:

".... and a pencil is not a weapon ..."

".... your mother would not be happy if she knew that you had a staple in your mouth ..."

".... do NOT flick green beans with your spork ..."