The other day in class we were talking about symbols that we use, like a heart, a plus or minus sign, an arrow...someone mentioned the cross. I siezed the oppurtunity to talk about what it means and where we find them.

Where do you see a cross?

they said:
in churches
on people's necks
in dead peoples yards (cemetaries)

Also, another little piece of God humor from my day:

"Teacher, I don't think that God could know everything because he lived a long time ago and they didn't have homework back then."