Kindergarten

Student: Miss Wendy said that I could be the substitute teacher today.
ME: Oh she did? How about if we teach together?
Student: (shrugs) O.K.
ME: Can you lead the Hippo Song?
Student: No
ME: Can you lead the Circle song?
Student: No
ME: Well take a look at our schedule (go over schedule with student). Do you think we left anything out?
Student: Well, actually, yeah.
ME: What?
Student: We should have making mud pies in there somewhere...