Yesterday I gave my kindergarteners a snow picture to color. One boy was coloring his snow yellow.

ME: That's an interesting color for snow. Why did you choose yellow?

THEM: That's where someone peed. Oh yeah and Mrs. Robinson?

ME: Yes?

THEM: You can eat white snow, but don't eat the yellow snow.

ME: Thank you.

By the way, our snow is gone. As much as I miss it it was nice to get to work in half an hour this morning instead of an hour.