I really miss college sometimes, especially MY college, MBC. Here's one (of many) reason why:

Once found, now they're lost

"Yeah, we voted for Taylor twice. We were gonna vote again and then daddy told us it was a dollar each time you vote."

-Kindergartener

My husband works very hard.

Wife: You are going to get sick if you don't sleep and relax more.
Husband: I don't get sick lady.

Two days later:

Husband: Well, lady, you're gonna say 'I told you so'...

(no, I don't nag my husband and yes, 'lady' is a term of endearment in our house)